Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Tonight down the Jockey's they've got . .
Vlad's vindaloo and boy is it hot 
With Bhajees and rice

[klondike]

Tonight down the Jockey's they've got . .
Vlad's vindaloo and boy is it hot
With Bhajis and rice
At a really low price

[Scrumpy]

Tonight down the Jockey's they've got..
Vlad's vindaloo and boy is it hot
With Bhajis and rice
At a really low price
But, by the cringe, it will make you trot

[Scrumpy]

Elsie was a wallflower at the local dance
Ricky headed her way..he was in with a chance

[GrannyMac]

Elsie was a wallflower at the local dance
Ricky headed her way..he was in with a chance
Two left feet but a heart of gold

[klondike]

Elsie was a wallflower at the local dance
Ricky headed her way..he was in with a chance
Two left feet but a heart of gold
Sadly his hands were always rather cold

[Alex]

Elsie was a wallflower at the local dance
Ricky headed her way..he was in with a chance
Two left feet but a heart of gold
Sadly his hands were always rather cold
Poor Rick, Elsie didn't give him a second glance


Vera got a job in the baker's shop

[Mups]

Vera got a job in the baker's shop
Where Ed called in for a bottle of pop

[Mups]

Vera got a job in the baker's shop
Where Ed called in for a bottle of pop 
He scoffed some nice pastry
And said it was tasty

[GrannyMac]

Vera got a job in the baker's shop
Where Ed called in for a bottle of pop
He scoffed some nice pastry
And said it was tasty
He really caught her on the hop.

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Ed then asked Vera asked her to go out on a date
He thought he'd be happy with a girl who could bake

[Scrumpy]

Ed then asked Vera to go out on a date
He thought he'd be happy with a girl who could bake
He stuck a bun in her oven and hoped it would rise

[Alex]

Ed then asked Vera to go out on a date
He thought he'd be happy with a girl who could bake
He stuck a bun in her oven and hoped it would rise
But poor old Ed was in for a surprise,

[Mups]

Ed then asked Vera to go out on a date
He thought he'd be happy with a girl who could bake
He stuck a bun in her oven and hoped it would rise
But poor old Ed was in for a surprise, 
There was no bun - it was fake.

*

Poor Ed went and sat down the park

[klondike]

Poor Ed went and sat down the park
He sat there sulking til it got dark

[GrannyMac]

Poor Ed went and sat down the park
He sat there sulking til it got dark
He went into the Jockey's and had some beer