Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Big storms are heading our way
After the sun we will certainly pay
The gutters will leak
Roofer MIGHT come next week
If he doesn't I'll have something to say 

At least the rain has washed my car

[Mups]

At least the rain has washed my car 
Soon I'll be off to prop up the bar

[Scrumpy]

At least the rain has washed my car
Soon I'll be off to prop up the bar
It leans to the left, where fat Harry stands

[Mups]

At least the rain has washed my car
Soon I'll be off to prop up the bar
It leans to the left, where fat Harry stands
Always unshaven and with grubby hands

[klondike]

At least the rain has washed my car
Soon I'll be off to prop up the bar
It leans to the left, where fat Harry stands
Always unshaven and with grubby hands
Dirty Agnes thinks he's a star

I'm off to the Jockey's - it's Friday night

[Alex]

I'm off to the Jockey's - it's Friday night
Behave yourself, don't get into a fight

[GrannyMac]

I'm off to the Jockey's - it's Friday night
Behave yourself, don't get into a fight
Buy some drinks for Alan D Lord

[Mups]

I'm off to the Jockey's - it's Friday night
Behave yourself, don't get into a fight
Buy some drinks for Alan D Lord 
But don't interrupt if he's snogging Maud

[GrannyMac]

I'm off to the Jockey's - it's Friday night
Behave yourself, don't get into a fight
Buy some drinks for Alan D Lord
But don't interrupt if he's snogging Maud
You'll recognise her, she's twice his height.

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Maud was a lady wrestler in years gone by

[klondike]

Maud was a lady wrestler in years gone by
She elbowed a groper right in his eye

[Scrumpy]

Maud was a wrestler in days gone by
She elbowed a groper right in his eye
His eye ended up at the back of his head

[klondike]

Maud was a wrestler in days gone by
She elbowed a groper right in his eye
His eye ended up at the back of his head
What she did with his hand is better not said

[Scrumpy]

Maude was a wrestler in days gone by
She elbowed a groper right in his eye
His eye ended up at the back of his head
What she did with his hand is better not said
Let's put it this way, he can't wave 'Hi'

[Mups]

Tonight down the Jockey's they've got . .

[klondike]

Tonight down the Jockey's they've got . .
Vlad's vindaloo and boy is it hot