Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A Morris Minor he thought would do
It didn't have to be brand new
Just leather seats and colour red 

[klondike]

A Morris Minor he thought would do
It didn't have to be brand new
Just leather seats and colour red
Or maybe green would do instead

[Alex]

A Morris Minor he thought would do
It didn't have to be brand new
Just leather seats and colour red
Or maybe green would do instead
If the mood took him, he could buy two !!

July 21, 2024, 04:07:46 PM
Joe and Beryl were at it again !

[Scrumpy]

Joe and Beryl were at it again
Holiday here or go to Spain !

[GrannyMac]

Joe and Beryl were at it again
Holiday here or go to Spain !
Anywhere with sun and booze
Perhaps they could go on a cruise?

[Silver Tabby]

Joe and Beryl were at it again
Holiday here or go to Spain !
Anywhere with sun and booze
Perhaps they could go on a cruise?
No - Spain, on the plain in the rain!


A donkey ate Beryl's sunhat

[Mups]

A donkey ate Beryl's sunhat 
Then dropped remains in a cow pat

[Silver Tabby]

A donkey ate Beryl's sunhat 
Then dropped remains in a cow pat 
the cow gave a loud Moo

[GrannyMac]

A donkey ate Beryl's sunhat
Then dropped remains in a cow pat
the cow gave a loud Moo
As cows often do
And the hat's in the pat, very flat.


Eddie loved the sound of his own voice

[Silver Tabby]

Eddie loved the sound of his own voice
and left his poor neighbours no choice

[GrannyMac]

Eddie loved the sound of his own voice
and left his poor neighbours no choice
He sang opera for hours

[Mups]

Eddie loved the sound of his own voice
and left his poor neighbours no choice
He sang opera for hours 
Even his cat cowers

[klondike]

Eddie loved the sound of his own voice
and left his poor neighbours no choice
He sang opera for hours
Even his cat cowers
When he moves out all will rejoice

Eddie moved replaced by Jock
When his pipes start up they'll surely knock

[GrannyMac]

Eddie moved replaced by Jock
When his pipes start up they'll surely knock
His DIY is pretty shoddy
Will the police find Eddie's body?

[Alex]

Eddie moved replaced by Jock
When his pipes start up they'll surely knock
His DIY is pretty shoddy
Will the police find Eddie's body?
With his bagpipes hidden under a rock ?


Jock was carted off to jail