Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Alex

Joe woke up feeling frisky one day  :embarrassed:
He talked young Beryl into a roll in the hay
They sneaked into the barn
Where Beryl fell for his charm

Mups

Joe woke up feeling frisky one day  :embarrassed:
He talked young Beryl into a roll in the hay
They sneaked into the barn
Where Beryl fell for his charm 
And they stayed there until the next day.


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I  fancied a day at the coast

Silver Tabby

I  fancied a day at the coast 
but first needed tea and some toast

Alex

I fancied a day at the coast
but first needed tea and some toast
I caught the ten o clock train

Silver Tabby

I fancied a day at the coast
but first needed tea and some toast
I caught the ten o clock train
then came back again

Alex

I fancied a day at the coast
but first needed tea and some toast
I caught the ten o clock train
then came back again
The trip took 4 hours at the most

Olive kept her money under the bed


Silver Tabby

Olive kept her money under the bed
 but, foolishly, told her uncle Ted

klondike

Olive kept her money under the bed
But, foolishly, told her uncle Ted
While she was out Ted crept upstairs

Mups

Olive kept her money under the bed
But, foolishly, told her uncle Ted
While she was out Ted crept upstairs 
He  thought  ' Nobody knows - or cares'

GrannyMac

Olive kept her money under the bed
But, foolishly, told her uncle Ted
While she was out Ted crept upstairs
He  thought  ' Nobody knows - or cares'
Poor Olive is now in the red.

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Ted feels quite flush with the cash
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

Ted feels quite flush with the cash
He needs a new car, but nowt flash !

Silver Tabby

Ted feels quite flush with the cash
He needs a new car, but nowt flash ! 
four wheels and a brake

Ruthio

Ted feels quite flush with the cash
He needs a new car, but nowt flash ! 
four wheels and a brake
And headights for heavens sake! 

GrannyMac

Ted feels quite flush with the cash
He needs a new car, but nowt flash !
four wheels and a brake
And headlights for heavens sake!
His last one was smashed in a crash.

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A Morris Minor he thought would do


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

A Morris Minor he thought would do
It didn't have to be brand new