Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

There was a young man from the west
Who decided that what he liked best
Was bangers and mash
After an all night bash
Then back home to Mum's for a rest

[Scrumpy]

Freddy had one leg longer than the other

[klondike]

Freddy had one leg longer than the other
Oddly enough so did his brother

[Scrumpy]

Freddy had one leg longer than the other
Oddly enough so did his brother
It was Freddie's left leg .His brother's was the right

[Mups]

Freddy had one leg longer than the other
Oddly enough so did his brother
It was Freddie's left leg .His brother's was the right 
Together they made a peculiar sight

[klondike]

Freddy had one leg longer than the other
Oddly enough so did his brother
It was Freddie's left leg, his brother's the right
Together they made a peculiar sight
But were still both loved by their mother

Freddy entered a three legged race

[Mups]

Freddy entered a three legged race
And they all took off at a fair old pace

[klondike]

Freddy entered a three legged race
And they all took off at a fair old pace
Well all except Freddie and his bro'
With odd length legs they just couldn't go

[Mups]

Freddy entered a three legged race
And they all took off at a fair old pace
Well all except Freddie and his bro'
With odd length legs they just couldn't go
And ended up flat on their face.

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When  Barney was cooking his tea

[GrannyMac]

When Barney was cooking his tea
He urgently needed a wee

[klondike]

When Barney was cooking his tea
He urgently needed a wee
He clenched his teeth and crossed his legs
Trying not to dribble in his kecks

[Scrumpy]

When Barney was cooking his tea
He urgently needed a wee
He clenched his teeth and crossed his legs
Trying not to dribble in his kegs
Tea ! Wee! Too late..What will be will be..

[Mups]

Joe woke up feeling frisky one day   

[klondike]

Joe woke up feeling frisky one day 
He talked young Beryl into a roll in the hay

[Alex]

Joe woke up feeling frisky one day 
He talked young Beryl into a roll in the hay
They sneaked into the barn