Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Well that last limerick was rather clean
Some have been teetering on obscene
Only a mention of shiny balls
For bingo, not rude at all
But later the vicar had to intervene

Tatiana arrived on a flight from Peru

[klondike]

Tatiana arrived on a flight from Peru
She may have looked good but was one hell of a shrew

[Scrumpy]

Tatiana arrived on a flight from Peru
She may have looked good but was one hell of shrew
She came to find Paddington who was a bear

[GrannyMac]

Tatiana arrived on a flight from Peru
She may have looked good but was one hell of shrew
She came to find Paddington who was a bear
She went to the station, but he wasn't there

[klondike]

Tatiana arrived on a flight from Peru
She may have looked good but was one hell of shrew
She came to find Paddington who was a bear
She went to the station, but he wasn't there
Just where he had gone nobody knew

Hunt for bear the headlines read

[GrannyMac]

Hunt for bear the headlines read
Wearing a bright red hat on his head

[Scrumpy]

Hunt for a bear the headlines read
Wearing a bright red hat on his head
A case with a marmalade sandwich inside

[Alex]

Hunt for bear the headlines read
Wearing a bright red hat on his head
A case with a marmalade sandwich inside
And an old duffle coat carefully blue dyed.

[Scrumpy]

Hunt for the bear the headlines said
Wearing a bright red hat on his head
A case with a marmalade sandwich inside
And an old duffle coat carefully blue dyed.
And tea with the Queen and marmalade bread

[Scrumpy]

Fred thought he was Elvis in the karaoke bar

[klondike]

Fred thought he was Elvis in the karaoke bar
Some said but most just wished that he would go far

[Alex]

Fred thought he was Elvis in the karaoke bar
Some said but most just wished that he would go far
His Jailhouse Rock was said to be dire

[klondike]

Fred thought he was Elvis in the karaoke bar
Some said but most just wished that he would go far
His Jailhouse Rock was said to be dire
His song of the ghetto failed to inspire

[GrannyMac]

Fred thought he was Elvis in the karaoke bar
Some said but most just wished that he would go far
His Jailhouse Rock was said to be dire
His song of the ghetto failed to inspire
And his Heartbreak Hotel didn't rate a single star

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Annie on the other hand, could belt out a good tune

[Mups]

Annie on the other hand, could belt out a good tune 
She'd start early morning, and go on till Noon