Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Then Rosie went off on a new date
Alfie took her to the church fete
They guessed the weight of  a melon

[Alex]

Then Rosie went off on a new date
Alfie took her to the church fete
They guessed the weight of  a melon
Then bought cakes Annie was sellin'

[Scrumpy]

Then Rosie went off on a new date
Alfie took her to the church fete
They guessed the weight of a melon
Then bought cakes Annie was sellin'
And won the raffle. Some beer in a crate

[Alex]

Then Rosie went off on a new date
Alfie took her to the church fete
They guessed the weight of a melon
Then bought cakes Annie was sellin'
And won the raffle. Some beer in a crate


Jenny was painting her loo

[Scrumpy]

Jenny was painting her loo
A bright pink.. and the seat sparkly blue

[Scrumpy]

Jenny was painting her loo
A bright pink.. and the seat sparkly blue
The toilet holder was a crocheted green frog

[Ruthio]

Jenny was painting her loo
A bright pink.. and the seat sparkly blue
The toilet holder was a crocheted green frog
Sat nicely on top of the bog 

[klondike]

Jenny was painting her loo
A bright pink.. and the seat sparkly blue
The toilet holder was a crocheted green frog
Sat nicely on top of the bog
The door was missing which gave all a view

Doris took the bus into town

[GrannyMac]

Doris took the bus into town
She was dressed to the nines in an evening gown

[Alex]

Doris took the bus into town
She was dressed to the nines in an evening gown
Arthur was waiting outside the Bingo hall

[klondike]

Doris took the bus into town
She was dressed to the nines in an evening gown
Arthur was waiting outside the Bingo hall
They swept in together to the policeman's ball

[Scrumpy]

Doris took the bus to town
She was dressed to the nines in an evening gown
Arthur was waiting outside the bingo hall
they swept in together to the policeman's ball
Hoping to win the 'best waltz' crown

[klondike]

Well that last limeric was rather clean

[Alex]

Well that last limerick was rather clean
Some have been teetering on obscene

[GrannyMac]

Well that last limerick was rather clean
Some have been teetering on obscene
Only a mention of shiny balls
For bingo, not rude at all