Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

So Jeff was told to stick it in water
Instead he stuck it somewhere he never oughta
Instead of sunbathing Jeff's in jail
Annie is thinking of standing bail
She's looking forward to the days getting hotter 🌞

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Politics have taken over the press and TV

[klondike]

Politics have taken over the press and TV
A signal to turn off for little old me

[Alex]

Politics have taken over the press and TV
A signal to turn off for little old me
I quite enjoy a shout at the telly
Do I believe them ? not on your nelly !

[Mups]

Politics have taken over the press and TV
A signal to turn off for little old me
I quite enjoy a shout at the telly
Do I believe them ? not on your nelly ! 
I wish they'd bog off, and let us all be. 


*


How time flies the older we get

[Alex]

How time flies the older we get
At full speed so no time for regret

[Scrumpy]

How time flies the older we get
At full speed so no time for regret
We look in the mirror, can't believe what we see

[klondike]

How time flies the older we get
At full speed so no time for regret
We look in the mirror, can't believe what we see
Can that old fart really be me?

[Scrumpy]

How time flies the older we get
At full speed so no time for regret
We look in the mirror, can't believe what we see
Can that old fart really be me?
Nah!! It's another.. On that I'll bet

[Scrumpy]

Rosie had a facelift, everything moved up an inch

[klondike]

Rosie had a facelift, everything moved up an inch
To make a real improvement I fear would take a winch

[Ruthio]

Rosie had a facelift, everything moved up an inch
To make a real improvement I fear would take a winch
But she had a kind heart ❤ 

[klondike]

Rosie had a facelift, everything moved up an inch
To make a real improvement I fear would take a winch
But she had a kind heart ❤
Always forgave a sneaky fart

[Scrumpy]

Rosie had a facelift, everything moved up an inch
To make a real improvement I fear would take a winch
But she had a kind heart 💓
Always forgave a sneaky fart
And a little white lie at a pinch

[Mups]

Then Rosie went off on a new date

[klondike]

Then Rosie went off on a new date
Alfie took her to the church fete