Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Betty did the crossword in the Daily Mail
She got half way through, and then gave a wail...

[klondike]

Betty did the crossword in the Daily Mail
Got stuck on seven down but didn't want to fail

[Scrumpy]

Betty did the crossword in the Daily Mail
She got halfway through and then began to wail
 Seven down.. it really was a tricky 




Sorry Klondike you were caught dozing..

[Alex]

Betty did the crossword in the Daily Mail
She got halfway through and then began to wail
Seven down.. it really was tricky
"Famous animal by the name of Mickey"

[GrannyMac]

Betty did the crossword in the Daily Mail
She got halfway through and then began to wail
Seven down.. it really was tricky
"Famous animal by the name of Mickey"
It's 'mouse' of course, so she didn't fail.

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Jeff was in his garden, sunbathing in the buff

[Alex]

Jeff was in his garden, sunbathing in the buff
After last night's party he was feeling pretty rough

[Scrumpy]

Jeff was in the garden, sunbathing in the buff
After last nights party he was feeling pretty rough
Annie peeked through the hedge , to get a better view

[GrannyMac]

Jeff was in the garden, sunbathing in the buff
After last nights party he was feeling pretty rough
Annie peeked through the hedge , to get a better view
Her foot slipped, her balance went, 'oops' she toppled through

[Alex]

 Jeff was in the garden, sunbathing in the buff
After last nights party he was feeling pretty rough
Annie peeked through the hedge , to get a better view
Her foot slipped, her balance went, 'oops' she toppled through
Jeff stormed off, he'd had enough !


Annie went to A & E she was in a lot of pain

[klondike]

Annie went to A & E she was in a lot of pain
Nasty scratches and serious sprain

[Scrumpy]

Annie went to A&E she was in a lot of pain
Nasty scratches and serious sprain
Jeff was there.. He had sunburned his willy
It was covered in calamine. He felt really silly

[Mups]

Annie went to A&E she was in a lot of pain
Nasty scratches and serious sprain
Jeff was there.. He had sunburned his willy
It was covered in calamine. He felt really silly 
"Twas all her idea," - he blamed his wife, Jane.


So Jeff was told to stick it in water

[klondike]

So Jeff was told to stick it in water
Instead he stuck it somewhere he never oughta

[GrannyMac]

So Jeff was told to stick it in water
Instead he stuck it somewhere he never oughta
instead of sunbathing Jeff's in jail

[klondike]

So Jeff was told to stick it in water
Instead he stuck it somewhere he never oughta
Instead of sunbathing Jeff's in jail
Annie is thinking of standing bail