Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

On a bright summer day at Lands End
Many fine poems were penned
And as the waves roared in 

[klondike]

On a bright summer day at Lands End
Many fine poems were penned
And as the waves roared in
Poets minds would just spin

[Mups]

On a bright summer day at Lands End
Many fine poems were penned
And as the waves roared in
Poets minds would just spin 
Till thoughts drove 'em round the bend.



It was just after dark one night

[Scrumpy]

It was just after dark one night
Peeping out the window Madge got a fright

[klondike]

It was just after dark one night
Peeping out the window Madge got a fright
Bill tapping her door not wearing a stitch

[Alex]

It was just after dark one night
Peeping out the window Madge got a fright
Bill tapping her door not wearing a stitch
Clothes discarded in a nearby ditch

[klondike]

It was just after dark one night
Peeping out the window Madge got a fright
Bill tapping her door not wearing a stitch
Clothes discarded in a nearby ditch
His face all battered like he'd had a fight

Madge took pity and let Bill in

[Mups]

Madge took pity and let Bill in 
Tho' she knew the Vicar would say it's a sin

[Scrumpy]

Madge took pity and let Bill in
Tho' she knew the Vicar would say it's a sin
She would put a pound in the collection on Sunday

[klondike]

Madge took pity and let Bill in
Tho' she knew the Vicar would say it's a sin
She would put a pound in the collection on Sunday
And as it had been really good fun she may even offer to pray

[Mups]

Madge took pity and let Bill in
Tho' she knew the Vicar would say it's a sin
She would put a pound in the collection on Sunday
And as it had been really good fun she may even offer to pray 
But 'twas Bill's love that she wanted to win.


*

While sitting in his deck chair on the Pier

[klondike]

While sitting in his deck chair on the Pier
Dave was busy necking a six pack of beer

[Ruthio]

While sitting in his deck chair on the Pier
Dave was busy necking a six pack of beer
He began to feel odd 

[Mups]

While sitting in his deck chair on the Pier
Dave was busy necking a six pack of beer
He began to feel odd 
After eating some Cod

[GrannyMac]

While sitting in his deck chair on the Pier
Dave was busy necking a six pack of beer
He began to feel odd 
After eating some Cod
Lucky the toilets were near 🤢

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Betty did the crossword in the Daily Mail