Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Frank got sackful of replies
The offers came from far and wide

[klondike]

Frank got sackful of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney

[Alex]

Frank got sackfuls of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney
When in fact he was more like Wayne Rooney

[GrannyMac]

Frank got sackfuls of replies
The offers came from far and wide
His profile showed a picture of George Clooney
When in fact he was more like Wayne Rooney
What a shock for a prospective bride!

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One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye

[klondike]

One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high

[GrannyMac]

One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high
She'd used a filter on her face

[klondike]

One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high
She'd used a filter on her face
Of her moustache there was no trace

[Scrumpy]

One of the women's profiles caught Frank's eye
Goodness was that hemline high
She'd used a filter on her face
Of her moustache there was no trace
He'd get in quick. Result!! YES!!. High Five !!

[Scrumpy]

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall

[klondike]

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall

[Alex]

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above

[Scrumpy]

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above
Frank had to climb up to kiss his love

[klondike]

Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above
Frank had to climb up to kiss his love
Leaning a ladder against the wall

Looking down gave Frank a fright

[Scrumpy]

Looking down gave Frank a fright
He realised he was scared of heights 

[Alex]

Looking down gave Frank a fright
He realised he was scared of heights
Feeling dizzy when he looked down