Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

A scruffy old tramp from Killarney
Was usually found having a barney
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike


A scruffy old tramp from Killarney
Was usually found having a barney
He'd rant and he'd rage

Michael Rolls

A scruffy old tramp from Killarney
Found himself involved in a barney
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

No Mike. It's construct a limerick line by line not deconstruct one   :grin:

A scruffy old tramp from Killarney
Was usually found having a barney
He'd rant and he'd rage
About getting no wage

GrannyMac

A scruffy old tramp from Killarney
Was usually found having a barney
He'd rant and he'd rage
About getting no wage
Just a cup of tea and a sarnie.

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The name of the old tramp was Sean
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

The name of the old tramp was Sean
He walked through the night until morn
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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Scrumpy

The name of the old tramp was Sean
He walked through the night until morn
His shoes had no soles
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

The name of the old tramp was Sean
He walked through the night until morn
His shoes had no soles
His socks were all holes

Michael Rolls

The name of the old tramp was Sean
He walked through the night until morn
His shoes had no soles
His socks were all holes
And his clothes were all tattered and torn


there once was a man from Madrid
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

There once was a man from Madrid
Who ran from the coppers and hid

Scrumpy

There once was a man from Madrid
Who ran from the coppers and hid
all the money he'd nicked
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

There once was a man from Madrid
Who ran from the coppers and hid
all the money he'd nicked
From pockets he'd picked

Michael Rolls

There once was a man from Madrid
Who ran from the coppers and hid
all the money he'd nicked
From pockets he'd picked
Only amounted to twenty-five quid


A foolish young lady from Salford
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

A foolish young lady from Salford
Was feeing so desperately bored



I wish she'd have come from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch that would have rhymed easier

Michael Rolls

A foolish young lady from Salford
Was feeing so desperately bored
That she turne to her mam
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]