Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

With a cold wind blowing all day
That's another big gas bill I'll have to pay 
And snow's on it's way
At least that's what all the papers say

[Scrumpy]

With a cold wind blowing all day
That's another big gas bill I'll have to pay
And snow's on its way
At least that's what the papers say
I won't be sorry when it's May

Spam fritters was Fred's favourite food

[klondike]

Spam fritters was Fred's favourite food
He scoffed them quick and hardly chewed

[Scrumpy]

Spam fritters was Fred's favourite food
He scoffed them quick and hardly chewed
He seldom chewed , he had no teeth
It was a bugger eating beef

[GrannyMac]

Spam fritters was Fred's favourite food
He scoffed them quick and hardly chewed
He seldom chewed , he had no teeth
It was a bugger eating beef
If he couldn't have spam, he'd be in a mood.  

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Edna was a hoarder, her house a hazard zone

[klondike]

Edna was a hoarder, her house a hazard zone
You were in danger even seated on the throne

[GrannyMac]

Edna was a hoarder, her house a hazard zone
You were in danger even seated on the throne
Nowhere to get a wash the bath and sink were full

[klondike]

Edna was a hoarder, her house a hazard zone
You were in danger even seated on the throne
Nowhere to get a wash the bath and sink were full
Empty boxes, a rusty bike and even a Halloween skull

[GrannyMac]

Edna was a hoarder, her house a hazard zone
You were in danger even seated on the throne
Nowhere to get a wash the bath and sink were full
Empty boxes, a rusty bike and even a Halloween skull
It all collapsed on Edna, now she's dead and gone. 😢

                  *************

Maggie loved her garden, she kept it pretty neat

[klondike]

Maggie loved her garden, she kept it pretty neat
Plenty of compost and none containing peat

[Scrumpy]

Maggie loved her garden, she kept it pretty neat
Plenty of compost and none containing peat
A gnome sat in the corner doing 'who knows what'

[klondike]

Maggie loved her garden, she kept it pretty neat
Plenty of compost and none containing peat
A gnome sat in the corner doing 'who knows what'
If he thinks there's any fish in there he really is a clot

[Scrumpy]

Maggie loved her garden, she kept it pretty neat
Plenty of compost and none containing peat
A gnome sat in the corner doing 'who knows what'
If he thinks there's any fish in there he really is a clot
 He's weeing and fishing, that really is a feat

The gulls swooped down and nicked Joe's chips

[Mups]

The gulls swooped down and nicked Joe's chips 
Saving him a few pounds on his hips

[klondike]

The gulls swooped down and nicked Joe's chips
Saving him a few pounds on his hips
Despite that help he still took the hump