Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

It takes all sorts or so they say
Some are straight some are gay
Some are fat and others thin

[Scrumpy]

It takes all sorts or so they say
Some are straight some are gay
Some are fat and others thin
Some go out some stay in

[GrannyMac]

It takes all sorts or so they say
Some are straight some are gay
Some are fat and others thin
Some go out some stay in
Some are faithful, some like to stray

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Giles was a bit of a ladies' man

[Scrumpy]

Giles was a bit of a ladies man
His motto was ' Get it where I can'

[klondike]

Giles was a bit of a ladies man
His motto was ' Get it where I can'
Just what he "got" he wasn't sure
But hoped the clinic had a cure

[GrannyMac]

Giles was a bit of a ladies man
His motto was ' Get it where I can'
Just what he "got" he wasn't sure
But hoped the clinic had a cure
Or from the ladies he's forever banned.

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The clinic did some tests, oh dear!

[Mups]

The clinic did some tests, oh dear! 
Must have them again, as one wasn't clear

[klondike]

The clinic did some tests, oh dear!
Must have them again, as one wasn't clear
But black and swollen don't bode well
Not to mention the awful smell

[Scrumpy]

The clinic did some tests, oh dear
Must have them again, as one wasn't clear
But black and swollen don't bode well
Not to mention the awful smell
WARNING.. keep away from Giles . Don't go near


Billy showed off in his big red car

[GrannyMac]

Some of these really make me laugh! 



Billy showed off in his big red car
It looked the biz, but he couldn't go far

[klondike]

Billy showed off in his big red car
It looked the biz, but he couldn't go far
Not that there was any need

[Scrumpy]

Billy showed off his big red car
It looked the biz but he couldn't go far
Not that there was any need
His wife Maud held on to the keys

[Mups]

Billy showed off his big red car
It looked the biz but he couldn't go far
Not that there was any need
His wife Maud held on to the keys 
And hid them in an old jam jar.

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With a cold wind blowing all day

[klondike]

With a cold wind blowing all day
That's another big gas bill I'll have to pay

[Mups]

With a cold wind blowing all day
That's another big gas bill I'll have to pay 
And snow's on it's way