Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The weekend Market was Dave's favourite place
He sold knickers and bras covered in lace
Plus racier items from the back of the stall
He had a spiv lookout whose name was Paul

[GrannyMac]

The weekend Market was Dave's favourite place
He sold knickers and bras covered in lace
Plus racier items from the back of the stall
He had a spiv lookout whose name was Paul
With a hard drugs habit and a tattooed face

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Dave and Paul drank in the market pub

[Alex]

Dave and Paul drank in the market pub
The beer was good and so was the grub

[GrannyMac]

Dave and Paul drank in the market pub
The beer was good and so was the grub
It was where they picked up the dodgy gear

[klondike]

Dave and Paul drank in the market pub
The beer was good and so was the grub
It was where they picked up the dodgy gear
Some cheap fags? Of course my dear.

[Scrumpy]

Dave and Paul drank in the market pub
The beer was good and so was the grub
It was where they picked up the dodgy gear
Some cheap fags? Of course my dear
And something for Maggie who's in the club

Maggie loved Dave with all her heart

[klondike]

Maggie loved Dave with all her heart
She even forgave the occasional fart

[GrannyMac]

Maggie loved Dave with all her heart
She even forgave the occasional fart
He was her man, her baby's dad

[Scrumpy]

Maggie loved Dave with all her heart
She even forgave the occasional fart
He was her man , her baby's dad
He accepted the ginger hair on the lad

[klondike]

Maggie loved Dave with all her heart
She even forgave the occasional fart
He was her man , her baby's dad
He accepted the ginger hair on the lad
It has to be said he's none too smart

When Sally met Harry

[Scrumpy]

When Sally met Harry
In a bar with Carol and Barry

[GrannyMac]

When Sally met Harry
In a bar with Carol and Barry
They drank far too much beer

[Alex]

When Sally met Harry
In a bar with Carol and Barry
They drank far too much beer
But sold lots of 'gear'

[klondike]

When Sally met Harry
In a bar with Carol and Barry
They drank far too much beer
But sold lots of 'gear'
So both were as happy as Larry

It takes all sorts or so they say

[Scrumpy]

It takes all sorts or so they say
Some are straight some are gay