Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Young Daisy was desperate for a wedding ring
No luck at all despite many a fling
In desperation she placed an ad
Which attracted a man - an outright cad

[Alex]

Young Daisy was desperate for a wedding ring
No luck at all despite many a fling
In desperation she placed an ad
Which attracted a man - an outright cad
A wrong 'un indeed, but to Daisy ' a king '


A new vicar arrived in Bradford

[Alex]

Hang on Klondy you've skipped Mike's and my lines !

[klondike]

Wrong page so I've deleted it.

A new vicar arrived in Bradford
The ladies say he resembles Robert Redford

[GrannyMac]

I noticed, and was following you Alex, when you posted.  Here goes:

A new vicar arrived in Bradford
With great ambitions to spread the word

[Scrumpy]

A new vicar arrived in Bradford
With great ambitions to spread the word
His collection box just grew and grew
And he was last seen headed for Corfu

[GrannyMac]

A new vicar arrived in Bradford
With great ambitions to spread the word
His collection box just grew and grew
And he was last seen headed for Corfu
More than his congregation could ever afford

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In the pool you see some sights
A thong bikini, a swimsuit too tight

[Scrumpy]

In the pool you see some sights
A thong bikini, a swimsuit too tight
A channel swimmer showing off
Something floating.. very soft

[Scrumpy]

In the pool you see some sights
A thong bikini, a swimsuit too tight
A channel swimmer showing off
Something floating.. very soft
Is that a shark !!!! Will it bite !!


Molly was a clippie and she rode the trams

[Michael Rolls]

Mollie was a clippie and she rode the trams
And always helped mums to load their prams

[GrannyMac]

Mollie was a clippie and she rode the trams
And always helped mums to load their prams
In between runs, she'd have a quick fag

[Scrumpy]

Mollie was a clippie and she rode the trams
And always helped mums to load their prams
In between runs, she'd have a quick fag
Along with Ollie who was partial to a drag

[GrannyMac]

Mollie was a clippie and she rode the trams
And always helped mums to load their prams
In between runs, she'd have a quick fag
Along with Ollie who was partial to a drag
And always deferred to Mollie as 'ma'am'.

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The weekend market was Dave's favourite place

[Scrumpy]

The weekend Market was Dave's favourite place
He sold knickers and bras covered in lace

[klondike]

The weekend Market was Dave's favourite place
He sold knickers and bras covered in lace
Plus racier items from the back of the stall