Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

A Lancashire fellow called Pete
Was playing away- a real cheat
He dated Molly, Betty and even a Sue
The women were even forming a queue
What could he have that left other blokes beat?  :hmm:

A popular young lass name of Suzy

Alex

A popular young lass name of Suzy
Had a romp one day in a jacuzzi

Scrumpy

A popular young lass name of Suzy
Had a romp one day in a jacuzzi
The bubbles went 'pop'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

A popular young lass name of Suzy
Had a romp one day in a jacuzzi
The bubbles went 'pop'
They'd soon need a mop

Scrumpy

A popular young lass name of Suzy
Had a romp one day in a jacuzzi
The bubbles went 'pop'
They'd soon need a mop
Now Suzy is known as a floozy

Roger was a pilot who flew a Jumbo Jet
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Roger was a pilot who flew a Jumbo Jet
He flew it under Tower Bridge just to win a bet

GrannyMac

Roger was a pilot who flew a Jumbo Jet
He flew it under Tower Bridge just to win a bet
He's on ground crew now, his wings are clipped

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Roger was a pilot who flew a Jumbo Jet
He flew it under Tower Bridge just to win a bet
He's on ground crew now, his wings are clipped
His gold braid has been well and truly stripped

Alex

Roger was a pilot who flew a Jumbo Jet
He flew it under Tower Bridge just to win a bet
He's on ground crew now, his wings are clipped
His gold braid has been well and truly stripped
Poor Roger's wife has gone leaving him with giant debt

Bernard was a welder working on the Tyne

GrannyMac

Bernard was a welder working on the Tyne
He didn't mind the weather, he worked come rain or shine
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

Bernard was a welder working on the Tyne
He didn't mind the weather, he worked come rain or shine
Sparks would fly when he was cross
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Bernard was a welder working on the Tyne
He didn't mind the weather, he worked come rain or shine
Sparks would fly when he was cross
One set light to his watching boss

GrannyMac

Bernard was a welder working on the Tyne
He didn't mind the weather, he worked come rain or shine
Sparks would fly when he was cross
One set light to his watching boss
Now Bernard's in charge, it was about time.

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Young Daisy was desperate for a wedding ring

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Young Daisy was desperate for a wedding ring
No luck at all despite many a fling

Alex

Young Daisy was desperate for a wedding ring
No luck at all despite many a fling
In desperation she placed an ad