Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A woman from Essex called Lily
Was known to frequent Piccadilly
On the corner she'd stand

[klondike]

A woman from Essex called Lily
Was known to frequent Piccadilly
On the corner she'd stand
White bag in her hand

[Michael Rolls]

A woman from Essex called Lily
Was known to frequent Piccadilly
On the corner she'd stand
White bag in her hand
Hoping to entice someone silly


A gormless young fellow from Poole

[Scrumpy]

A gormless young fellow from Poole
This week, was the village fool

[Michael Rolls]

A gormless young fellow from Poole
This week, was the village fool
so he went to the pub

[klondike]

A gormless young fellow from Poole
This week, was the village fool
So he went to the pub
To order some grub

[Michael Rolls]

A gormless young fellow from Poole
This week, was the village fool
So he went to the pub
To order some grub
But managed to fall off the stool


There once was a fellow called Gerry

[klondike]

There once was a fellow called Gerry
Bought his mum a bottle of sherry

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a fellow called Gerry
Bought his mum a bottle of sherry
His mum took a big swig

[klondike]

There once was a fellow called Gerry
Bought his mum a bottle of sherry
His mum took a big swig
While dancing a jig

[GrannyMac]

There once was a fellow called Gerry
Bought his mum a bottle of sherry
His mum took a big swig
While dancing a jig
Last seen on a Cross Channel ferry!

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A grumpy old Doncaster chap

[klondike]

A grumpy old Doncaster chap
Had an unfortunate wardrobe mishap

[GrannyMac]

A grumpy old Doncaster chap
Had an unfortunate wardrobe mishap
He was heading to town

[klondike]

A grumpy old Doncaster chap
Had an unfortunate wardrobe mishap
He was heading to town
When his trousers fell down

[GrannyMac]

A grumpy old Doncaster chap
Had an unfortunate wardrobe mishap
He was heading to town
When his trousers fell down
And the shoppers all stood round and clapped 👏🏼

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He tried braces the very next day