Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Bill went into town on a rickety bus
There were no spare seats, but he didn't fuss
Stood by a pole and clung on tight
Swayed and stumbled as though quite tight
Then banged his poor knee and started to cuss.

The Easter Fair opened up last night

[Michael Rolls]

The Easter Fair opened up last night
The big dipper was one hell of a sight

[Scrumpy]

The Easter Fair opened up last night
The Big Dipper was one hell of a sight
 Mabel, dressed as a bunny ,had eyes a  poppin'

[GrannyMac]

The Easter Fair opened up last night
The Big Dipper was one hell of a sight
 Mabel, dressed as a bunny ,had eyes a  poppin'
She wasn't walking, she was hoppin'

[Michael Rolls]

The Easter Fair opened up last night
The Big Dipper was one hell of a sight
 Mabel, dressed as a bunny ,had eyes a  poppin'
She wasn't walking, she was hoppin'
which gave her doggie one hell of a fright


A tee total vicar from Reigate

[Scrumpy]

A tee total vicar from Reigate
Would enter the pub by a side gate

[Michael Rolls]

A tee total vicar from Reigate
Would enter the pub by a side gate
when seen by his bishop

[Ashy]

A tee total vicar from Reigate
Would enter the pub by a side gate
when seen by his bishop 
With a fresh pint of Abbot

[Michael Rolls]

doesn't rhyme

[klondike]

Not much does unfortunately. Does this meet your requirements? 

A tee total vicar from Reigate
Would enter the pub by a side gate
When seen by his bishop
Also out for a piss up

[Michael Rolls]

Well, at least it rhymes.

A tee total vicar from Reigate
Would enter the pub by a side gate
When seen by his bishop
Also out for a piss up
Which was why the service was late


A man tossing deck quoits for fun

[klondike]

A man tossing deck quoits for fun
Tried to do so while eating a bun

[Michael Rolls]

A man tossing deck quoits for fun
Tried to do so while eating a bun
It caused him to burp

[klondike]

A man tossing deck quoits for fun
Tried to do so while eating a bun
It caused him to burp
So he took a quick slurp

[GrannyMac]

A man tossing deck quoits for fun
Tried to do so while eating a bun
It caused him to burp
So he took a quick slurp
Then set off with his wife for a run
            *************

Wee Jimmy set off for a walk