Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Gary sells crisps on the TV
For this he receives a big fee
An annoying arse who is oh so woke
He really is a bliddy joke
Sadly typical of the BBC

Time for bed said Zebedee

[Scrumpy]

Time for bed said Zebedee
He asked Florence to 'come with me'

[GrannyMac]

Time for bed said Zebedee
He asked Florence to 'come with me'
She told him to take a hike
In fact she shouted 'on your bike',
I'd rather have a cup of tea! 

(Couldn't resist)

Nellie watched TV all day

[Alex]

Nellie watched TV all day
And in her comfy bed she lay

[Michael Rolls]

Nellie watched TV all day
And in her comfy bed she lay
Counting the hours

[klondike]

Nellie watched TV all day
And in her comfy bed she lay
Counting the hours
Til it was time for a shower

[Alex]

Nellie watched TV all day
And in her comfy bed she lay
Counting the hours
Til it was time for a shower
Then off to the firework display

Sally ran the charity shop

[GrannyMac]

Sally ran the charity shop
Every item a pound £ a pop

[klondike]

Sally ran the charity shop
Every item a pound £ a pop
From shiny toy cars
To secondhand bras

[Alex]

Sally ran the charity shop
Every item a pound £ a pop
From shiny toy cars
To secondhand bras
And a book about Jurgen Klopp


A middle aged spinster called Jane

[Michael Rolls]

A middle aged spinster called Jane
Was regarded by all as a pain

[GrannyMac]

A middle aged spinster called Jane
Was regarded by all as a pain
Then by chance one dark night

[Scrumpy]

A middle aged spinster called Jane
Was regarded by all as a pain
Then by chance one dark night
Up an alley she had a fright

[Michael Rolls]

A middle aged spinster called Jane
Was regarded by all as a pain
Then by chance one dark night
Up an alley she had a fright
And never went there again


A hopeless duffer from Durham

[Ruthio]

A hopeless duffer from Durham
Didn't understand which way to wear 'em