Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

 A feckless old man from Louth
Decided to move down south
But his mortgage was vast

[Scrumpy]

A feckless old man from Louth
Decided to move down south
But his mortgage was vast
and the women were 'fast'

[Scrumpy]

A feckless old man from Louth
Decided to move down south
But his mortgage was vast 
And the women were 'fast'
He ended up down at the mouth 


Peggy bought a big cream cake.

[Alex]

Peggy bought a big cream cake.
To take to Uncle Joey's wake

[Ruthio]

Peggy bought a big cream cake.
To take to Uncle Joey's wake
But imagine her dismay...

[Michael Rolls]

Peggy bought a big cream cake.
To take to Uncle Joey's wake
But imagine her dismay...
When ten bob she had to pay

[GrannyMac]

Peggy bought a big cream cake.
To take to Uncle Joey's wake
But imagine her dismay...
When ten bob she had to pay
And the cream in the cake was fake.

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This one was never finished...

There was an old wench from Wallasey
When asked her age, she just wouldn't say
I'm younger than you, she said with a grin
I'll tell you the truth if you buy me a gin
And once I've drunk that, I'll be off and away.

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The day was dark when Joey rose

[Michael Rolls]

The day was dark when Joey rose

Without a light he stubbed his toes

[klondike]

The day was dark when Joey rose
Without a light he stubbed his toes
Cursing and hopping he stumbled and fell

[Alex]

The day was dark when Joey rose
Without a light he stubbed his toes
Cursing and hopping he stumbled and fell
The air was filed with ' bloody hell !'

[GrannyMac]

The day was dark when Joey rose
Without a light he stubbed his toes
Cursing and hopping he stumbled and fell
The air was filed with ' bloody hell !'
When he fell he'd bust his nose. 

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Maria was a big strong lass

[Scrumpy]

Maria was a big strong lass
She sang in the hills before going to Mass

[klondike]

Maria was a big strong lass
She sang in the hills before going to Mass
That panicked the wildlife for miles around

[Michael Rolls]

Maria was a big strong lass
She sang in the hills before going to Mass
That panicked the wildlife for miles around
Which vanished with many a bound

[Alex]

Maria was a big strong lass
She sang in the hills before going to Mass
That panicked the wildlife for miles around
Which vanished with many a bound
But that didn't stop Maria and all that jazz     

There once was a man called Dutch John