Started by Alex, December 16, 2022, 08:04:01 AM

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An amusing (or not) snippet I read this morning  :grin:
Evening Standard
Council installs 'pee paint' to give Soho drinkers relieving themselves in public 'a nasty surprise'
Thu, 15 December 2022 at 12:01 pm GMT
Drinkers in Soho who relieve themselves in public are being warned they will be hit with a "nasty surprise" thanks to Westminster City Council's newly installed 'pee paint'.The paint, which is being sprayed onto walls in London's famous night-life area, creates a water-repellent layer so that urine and other liquid bounces back onto anyone who decides to urinate in public, "leaving them soaked", the council said.Westminster City Council is installing the pee paint in the worst affected areas in Soho as the party season kicks off ahead of Christmas, with five further locations to be painted in the new year.


I don't suppose it ever occurred to the council to provide a public convenience. All they think about is expenses, tax and making life difficult.

Incidentally I don't think it will work unless the council has found a way of altering the laws of physics. (Wouldn't put it past them)


It wouldn't work unless they changed the laws of biology too. When you gotta go you gotta go. When you're pissed most goes down your leg anyway - young from splashback old from prostate problems.


TOO MUCH information there  :cool:


When we've had a drink we will wee anywhere.. I often came home with wet feet when it hasn't even been raining..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..


Quote from: Alex on December 16, 2022, 08:52:59 AMTOO MUCH information there  :cool:
Agreed, The blokes already knew and the ladies didn't want to.  :grin:


Quote from: Scrumpy on December 16, 2022, 08:55:06 AMWhen we've had a drink we will wee anywhere.. I often came home with wet feet when it hasn't even been raining..

I never came home with wet feet !!!!  if the queue for the Ladies was a mile long, we went in the Gents, I'm talking about my clubbing days now  :grin: 


I'd be ok as I'd be stood some distance away from the wall.
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