Good old England..

[Scrumpy]

She just loves to have something to worry about..
On the radio today.. 'How to prepare for a flash flood'.. Sacking in front of your door..
Move precious photographs from bottom shelf..

'Leaves on the line' in the Autumn.. trains cancelled..  
'Wrong sort of rain'. we need long periods of gentle rain.. 
'Amber Alert' ... 'Red Alert'... Heatwaves..
 'Hurricane heading our way' .. batten down the hatches..
Monkeypox.. One lover per person.. recommended ..
Don't eat it unless it's fresh..
Panic buy.. Toilet rolls .. candles.. WATER !! People are panic buying already..

Please add to list...

[Michael Rolls]

As I have posted before, if the end of civilisation seems night, the Americans buy guns, the Brits buy toilet rolls
Mike

[klondike]

It's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...

[Alex]

It's ok here at the moment, if you get desperate I'll pop you a pack in the post 

[Diasi]

It's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...

Lol, I got it. 

[Ashy]

Today's flood warning

It rained a bit this afternoon. More rain is expected during the week.

[klondike]

Thunderstorms expected. Country in lockdown until the danger passes.

[Scrumpy]

August 16, 2022, 07:51:49 PM
Every household will receive a letter explaining why the post office is on strike..

[Ashy]

Now I receive a letter from the council that says if I expose myself to the post office I will be given £150. I don't want their lousy £150 but it will pay the car tax.

[Michael Rolls]

It's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...

   

[Scrumpy]

'Don't worry, there isn't a hurricane on the way'.  

[klondike]

You can all stop worrying.

WE ARE SAVED. HMG have ordered enough for all...

[Michael Rolls]

very apt!

[Alex]

    

[Ashy]

Yes I've got one of those, very effective I think.