The horny young rooster

Started by klondike, August 10, 2022, 12:30:07 PM

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klondike

Contains bad language and vulgarity.



A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.

As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmer's hens.

The farmer is impressed.

At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.

The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.

Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cows.

Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.

The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"

And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says: "Shhhh! They are about to land!"

We live in a time when intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won't be offended

Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ashy

:smiley: Very funny.

Anyone remember Jake Thackeray's bantam cock?




Michael Rolls

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1955vintage

Saw him live in the 70's, lovely man. He taught with one of my Dad's colleagues and was a good friend. Sadly, he died an unhappy alcoholic.
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Scrumpy

Just listened to Jake Thackary clip..  :grin: :grin:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

So did I just now.  :grin:

That joke is a little older than I thought then. 

We live in a time when intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won't be offended