Thought for the Day

Scrumpy · April 29, 2022, 12:53:28 PM

Never go to a doctor who's surgery plants have died.

Alex · April 29, 2022, 01:01:18 PM

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.

Scrumpy · April 30, 2022, 02:17:12 PM

I hate people who do not love their fellow man.

zoony · April 30, 2022, 03:05:57 PM

Scrumps

Scrumpy · May 01, 2022, 11:20:01 AM

Don't worry about the world ending today.. It's already tomorrow in Australia..

klondike · May 10, 2022, 03:41:07 PM

Nobody has ever complained that their parachute didn't open.

Michael Rolls · May 10, 2022, 06:26:32 PM

the old adage 'if it doesn't work bring it back and we'll replace it'
Mike

Alex · May 16, 2022, 01:21:12 PM

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Scrumpy · May 16, 2022, 01:25:03 PM

... and I always know where my glasses were.. !

zoony · May 16, 2022, 05:31:36 PM

Success has a hundred parents, failure is an orphan..

GrannyMac · May 17, 2022, 08:46:22 AM

[automatically pruned due to age]

Scrumpy · May 17, 2022, 08:58:10 AM

Always let the skinny woman have the last chocolate biscuit...
Her need is far greater than yours..

Michael Rolls · May 17, 2022, 10:32:30 AM

Raven · May 17, 2022, 11:38:54 AM

[automatically pruned due to age]

Alex · May 17, 2022, 12:38:20 PM

Quote from: Raven on May 17, 2022, 11:38:54 AM

I need to nick this one Raven !