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Started by crabbyob, April 19, 2022, 05:32:33 PM

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crabbyob


Oh, to be young again
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a packa...ge of three and asks,
"Why are there three in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March."

klondike


Something for voters to ponder. ..
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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Alex


crabbyob

Quote from: Alex on April 19, 2022, 07:25:53 PM
Golden oldie  :upvote: :grin:
i am... :smiley: or rather i will be after a month on my balcony

Scrumpy




I don't get it.. !! Must be thick.. ! :idgi:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Quote from: Scrumpy on April 20, 2022, 11:33:17 AM


I don't get it.. !! Must be thick.. ! :idgi:

Married men don't get much nooky (allegedly) hence one condom per month, keep up girl  !   :grin: :grin: :grin:

crabbyob

and stop playing with mikes thingy

Scrumpy

Quote from: Alex on April 20, 2022, 11:35:48 AM
Married men don't get much nooky (allegedly) hence one condom per month, keep up girl  !   :grin: :grin: :grin:


I get that.. But the joke said married men buy the 12 pack.. !!
One for January.. , one for February.. One for March..  That's only 3 .. !!
I'm not very good at sums.. but...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy




I think this should be in the puzzle section... :sad:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..