time machine

[crabbyob]

[Alex]

Not too far back in time, but certainly not to the future 

[Raven]

Back to 1970 when I first met my husband, and make damn sure we didn't meet. 

[Michael Rolls]

Back to 1987 so Veronica and I could have our 20 years disability free time again

[crabbyob]

back to the early 60's our pipeband played at all the international matches at Hampden Park
we were playing away when the teams came running out and lined up about two yards from us
and i was swinging away with my sticks and Denis Law was stood studying how i was doing it, he must have been playing in Italy at that time, and was my hero, i felt about ten feet tall...

[-Oy-]

Forward a few weeks and come back with some lottery numbers :)

[klondike]

I would say back to the sixties but I doubt things would be any better back there for a seventy something year old than they are here in the twenties.   None of those time machines I've seen in films make the traveller any younger

[crabbyob]

come on pal..... this is a new machine that you also get to set your age..

[Scrumpy]

Sixties. No glasses.. No wrinkles.. No worries..
No dozing in the chair.. No diets.