Wot am I.?

[Scrumpy]

The delightful Beannie phoned me the other morning..
'Scrumpy.. Quick .. you've got to help me.'
' What do you want sweetheart'?
' Scrumpy.. Am I a white Hextrasestal.'?
' That you are Beannie.... A white Heterosexual.'
'I'll put a cross against that ..then..'
'You do that darling'
'Scrumpy I hope you are not bloody lying.. I don't want to be a lesbian.. '

[Alex]

Lovely Bea, she was always so funny and half the time she didn't realise it !  I hope she's keeping ok Scrumpy, can you persuade her to pop in here ?

[Sheila]

I am pleased that she phoned you.  Is her son helping her?

[Scrumpy]

I don't ask her about her son.. I don't think he sees her often..
She made me giggle when she said..
'Scrumpy.. I have been so poorly even the neighbours started up a collection'..
She also said.. 'I love hearing your voice... you make me happy'...

[zoony]

Good old Bea.. I miss her..

[Diasi]

It's such a shame as I'm only 30 minutes away, probably 20 minutes if I drop the hammer.

[Scrumpy]

Diasi (Phil)..
Beannie always tells me to give everyone her love.. She talks of you Phil and I know you both send each other emails..
I told her that I have your number and if there is anything she needs or is worried about she is to let me know and (we) will try to help if we can..
Beannie is a very private person and wary of people..
She accepts  her lot and I admire her greatly.. A truly inspirational lady..
My pains disappear when I think of her..