Wokery Gone Mad.

[Raven]

A museum in Glasgow has removed it's Egyptian Mummies as they don't have the deceased permission to be on display. WHAT? 
How do they expect to get that? Hold a bloody Seance.
The whole lot of them are mad as hatters.

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[Alex]

It just gets better and better   

[morty]

For a moment I thought you were going to say  ..the Egyptians wanted them back.

So ... all mummies everywhere have to be removed? I guess it must be distressing for any ghosts wandering by, bumping into themselves like that.
Thank goodness it's impossible to obtain consent off dinosaurs, else they'd be lynched too.