St Paul's Cathedral

[Dextrous63]

Don't joke about it.  It's coming!

It's about time that the world had a new prophet/messiah.  That might stop Islam in its tracks.

Come on, God.  In the words of Delia Smith... "Let's be having you"!!

[JBR]

It's about time that the world had a new prophet/messiah.  That might stop Islam in its tracks.

Come on, God.  In the words of Delia Smith... "Let's be having you"!!

Trouble is, last time he sent his lad down, we crucified him.  He won't do it again.
Perhaps there are some alternatives?  The Romans and Greeks didn't put all their eggs in one basket.

[Vlad]

We? That was you god botherers not us atheists 

[Dextrous63]

We? That was you god botherers not us atheists

I knew you were old, but not 2 millennia old. 😬

[Vlad]

Bloody feel like it some mornings 😂

[klondike]

I used to be stiff every morning but that was when I was 18.

Phil

[Vlad]

I used to be stiff every morning but that was when I was 18.

Phil

Boom boom! 😂 what used to point North now points South 

[Dextrous63]

Boom boom! 😂 what used to point North now points South

I find hanging upside down from a door frame helps sort that out. 😬

[Vlad]

I find hanging upside down from a door frame helps sort that out. 😬

But one would the get smacked in the face by one's love muscle surely?

[Dextrous63]

But one would the get smacked in the face by one's love muscle surely?

This is very true.  But that's where using those orange nets which one buys easy peel satsumas in, to prevent total uncontrolled, er, "free fall" helps.

I got the idea from an old episode of Porridge.