Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She charged Ten bob a kiss
With hugs and cuddles on the list
But there hardly  a queue
There was only old Hugh
The rest all gave her a miss

There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went

[Scrumpy]

There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went
The men all did a double take
Everything was real.. not fake