Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

It's far too hot to use the bus
Why not just post a film for us?
I would not wish to cause your blushes
Or risk causing some hot flushes
Even old Tom can cause a fuss



Maybe you ladies would take a chance
They say noone's too old to dance

Mups


Maybe you ladies would take a chance
They say no one's too old to dance 
That wasn't Tom in that film, it was really you
Showing us a sexy move or two

GrannyMac

Maybe you ladies would take a chance
They say no one's too old to dance
That wasn't Tom in that film, it was really you
Showing us a sexy move or two
Is that some way to find romance?

Perhaps go to a dancing class?
Less chance of looking like an ass
The ladies usually outnumber men


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Perhaps go to a dancing class?
Less chance of looking like an ass
The ladies usually outnumber men
For every man you'll find ten
Grouped up close and in a mass 



While some just laugh and scoff
At least one shouted "get 'em off"


Scrumpy

While some just laugh and scoff
At least one shouted 'get 'em off '
It was Molly from over the way
She said it to Bill the other day
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..