Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

It's far too hot to use the bus
Why not just post a film for us?
I would not wish to cause your blushes
Or risk causing some hot flushes
Even old Tom can cause a fuss



Maybe you ladies would take a chance
They say noone's too old to dance

Mups


Maybe you ladies would take a chance
They say no one's too old to dance 
That wasn't Tom in that film, it was really you
Showing us a sexy move or two

GrannyMac

Maybe you ladies would take a chance
They say no one's too old to dance
That wasn't Tom in that film, it was really you
Showing us a sexy move or two
Is that some way to find romance?

Perhaps go to a dancing class?
Less chance of looking like an ass
The ladies usually outnumber men


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Perhaps go to a dancing class?
Less chance of looking like an ass
The ladies usually outnumber men
For every man you'll find ten
Grouped up close and in a mass 



While some just laugh and scoff
At least one shouted "get 'em off"


Scrumpy

While some just laugh and scoff
At least one shouted 'get 'em off '
It was Molly from over the way
She said it to Bill the other day
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

While some just laugh and scoff
At least one shouted 'get 'em off '
It was Molly from over the way
She said it to Bill the other day
He was so shocked it made him cough 😷

(Great photo btw klondike, who took it for you?)

He'd only dance when it was dark
One night he was frolicking in the local park
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Silver Tabby

He'd only dance when it was dark
One night he was frolicking in the local park
He had a thought - most profound
and fell on the ground