Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

A  Red weather alert is out
And we all know what that is about
dancing naked on the lawn
Just as wrinkly as when we were born

[GrannyMac]

A  Red weather alert is out
And we all know what that is about
dancing naked on the lawn
Just as wrinkly as when we were born
When you start, give us a shout! 😁

[klondike]

Sorry you missed it was last night
You really missed a wonderous sight

[GrannyMac]

Sorry you missed it was last night
You really missed a wonderous sight
When on the lawn you were leaping
Were the neighbours peeping?

[klondike]

Sorry you missed it was last night
You really missed a wonderous sight
When on the lawn you were leaping
Were the neighbours peeping?
Sue and Kate were showing a light

Some other ladies wanted more
I heard several calling out encore

[Mups]

Some other ladies wanted more
I heard several calling out encore 
You were doing well, Klond,
Till you tripped and fell in the pond

[klondike]

Some other ladies wanted more
I heard several calling out encore
You were doing well, Klond,
Till you tripped and fell in the pond
Scrubbing up after was quite a chore

Oh dear it seems that someone moaned
Not to me it was the police they phoned

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear it seemed that someone moaned
Not to me it was the police they phoned
The police turned up all lights blaring
Jumping in the pond, they're all for sharing
And under a bush someone groaned !!

[klondike]

Ah that was Betty don't mention that
Her husband owns a baseball bat

[Mups]

Ah that was Betty don't mention that
Her husband owns a baseball bat 
I remember when he thumped old Fred

[Ruthio]

Ah that was Betty don't mention that
Her husband owns a baseball bat 
I remember when he thumped old Fred
Gave him one hellova lump on his head

[GrannyMac]

Ah that was Betty don't mention that
Her husband owns a baseball bat
I remember when he thumped old Fred
Gave him one hellova lump on his head
Best be safe, wear a hard hat.

klondike, you should stop these nightly frolics
Best stay in and drink some Horlicks

[klondike]

klondike, you should stop these nightly frolics
Best stay in and drink some Horlicks
Sorry but you're just not right
I love the prancing every night
Just wash that mouth out with carbolic

Just ask the ladies down the street
Just talk to any that you meet