Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

When December started Fred was flush
Wallet was full, and everything lush
Then he met the lovely Lil
And every day a bigger bill
He really had a schoolboy crush



December 22, 2025, 04:15:50 PM
Santa called at number three
The lovely Alice he wanted to see
He only visited once a year
Alice was excited when his bells she could hear

[Ruthio]

Santa called at number three
The lovely Alice he wanted to see
He only visited once a year
Alice was excited when his bells she could hear
She was calling out, "Santa it's ME ME ME!!!!"

[Mups]

In the Jockey's there was a bit of a brawl,
Which soon became a Free-for-all 

[Scrumpy]

In the Jockey's there was a bit of a brawl
Which soon became a Free-for-all
Mucky Maureen jumped Bill near the door
Sparkly balls and false teeth all over the floor

 

[GrannyMac]

In the Jockey's there was a bit of a brawl
Which soon became a Free-for-all
Mucky Maureen jumped Bill near the door
Sparkly balls and false teeth all over the floor
But where was Vlad? He'd have sorted them all.

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Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round'

 

[klondike]

Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round
Dex groaned inside but made no sound
They'd appear on his tab he had no doubt

[Ruthio]

Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round
Dex groaned inside but made no sound
They'd appear on his tab he had no doubt
Should he pay up or start a rout ?

[Mups]

Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round
Dex groaned inside but made no sound
They'd appear on his tab he had no doubt
Should he pay up or start a rout ?
After all,  he only had £1.

*

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar

[klondike]

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar
Dex saw someone carrying a bucket

[Mups]

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar
Dex saw someone carrying a bucket 
With 10 straws for his mates to suck it

[Mups]

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar
Dex saw someone carrying a bucket 
With 10 straws for his mates to suck it 
Others came from near and far.


Ethel got home from Christmas shopping
When Barney decided to pop in

[klondike]

Oops. I've moved it.

Ethel got home from Christmas shopping
When Barney decided to pop in
He spotted something that he would like
It would be handy when riding his bike

[Mups]

While Reg was sipping his Ale
His dog started wagging its tail
He'd spied Roy's  Pork Pie
Out the corner of his eye

[klondike]

While Reg was sipping his Ale
His dog started wagging its tail
He'd spied Roy's  Pork Pie
Out the corner of his eye
It was done before Reg could wail

My dog Yogi would never do that