Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Klondie was at the Jockey's 'til late
Gawd, it was in such a state
With nuts on the floors -
Right up the doors
He was shoveling them onto a plate.

[Ruthio]

Klondie was at the Jockey's 'til late
Gawd, it was in such a state
With nuts on the floors - 
Right up the doors
But he ended up with a Hot Date!!

[Mups]

We both finished that one, Ruthio.   

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With roast beef and yorkie for dinner
Fred knew he would never get thinner

[GrannyMac]

With roast beef and yorkie for dinner
Fred knew he would never get thinner
A light tea he thought
So he went out and bought
A meat pie meant to serve three.

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Fred's clothes were all tight at the seams

[klondike]

Fred's clothes were all tight at the seams
Better skip the custard creams 

[Scrumpy]

Fred's clothes were all tight at the seams
Better skip the custard creams 
Just lettuce and cress
And no Eton mess

[klondike]

Fred's clothes were all tight at the seams
Better skip the custard creams 
Just lettuce and cress
And no Eton mess
Christmas pud just in his dreams

Perhaps a resolution this New Year?

[Mups]

Perhaps a resolution this New Year? 
Perhaps cut out  fags and beer?   
Then when I'm slim and smell good
The way that I should
I might get a date with Piers.  


Flo partied on New Years Eve
She never wanted to leave
With Mistletoe in her thong
She went looking for John

[Ruthio]

Flo partied on New Years Eve
She never wanted to leave
With Mistletoe in her thong
She went looking for John
But he was outside with wild wicked Steve!

[Scrumpy]

'Mistletoe in her thong' !!!
My, my, lucky old John
That will make his eyes 'pop'
Should he! Or should he not!