Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

There's been plenty of rain today
But that's been good in a way
The reservoirs here
Are almost empty I fear

[klondike]

There's been plenty of rain today
But that's been good in a way
The reservoirs here
Are almost empty I fear
Flooding next if the skies stay grey

Blimey things are getting bleak
Only the weather when we speak 

[Mups]

Blimey things are getting bleak
Only the weather when we speak  
But try to stay calmer
Its better than Starmer  

[klondike]

Blimey things are getting bleak
Only the weather when we speak 
But try to stay calmer
Its better than Starmer 
Now he's had another terrible week

[GrannyMac]

Continuing down the political route...

That photo of Rayner in a boat
Puffing on a vape, having a gloat
Not two jags, but homes she has three
That's two more than me or thee 
I think its the last time she'll get many votes!

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An elderly gent name of Bob
Decided he would like a job

[Mups]

An elderly gent name of Bob
Decided he would like a job 
Just a few hours would do
As between me and you - 
He was a bit of a slob.  


So off to the Job Centre he went
As all his savings he'd spent