Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop
Bea wanted some chops for tea
Her diet said one but she bought three
Tonight they're both off to the Hop 💃 🩰 

[Mups]

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop
Bea wanted some chops for tea
Her diet said one but she bought three 
And then all they did was flop.


What  a splendid good night's sleep
Pete's alarm did not even bleep

[GrannyMac]

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop
Bea wanted some chops for tea
Her diet said one but she bought three
They were enormous Barnsley chops!

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So Bea invited Greta, and their friend called Ann
She lived nearby, on a site for caravans
The chops were cooked with spuds and peas

   

[Scrumpy]

So, Bea invited Greta and her friend called Ann
She lived nearby on a site for caravans
The chops were cooked with spuds and peas
No dessert for Ann, because she didn't say 'Please'

[Mups]

So, Bea invited Greta and her friend called Ann
She lived nearby on a site for caravans
The chops were cooked with spuds and peas
No dessert for Ann, because she didn't say 'Please' 
And  they finished up with fruit flan.


Mups wished sport was banned from TV
It's on for breakfast,  lunch and then tea

[klondike]

Mups wished sport was banned from TV
It's on for breakfast,  lunch and then tea
The news would be the next to go
All we get are tales of woe

[Mups]

Mups wished sport was banned from TV
It's on for breakfast,  lunch and then tea
The news would be the next to go
All we get are tales of woe
I'm glad you agree,  and it's not just me. 

[klondike]

Bill couldn't play his old banjo
Through the window it did go
There's quite a pile out in the yard
All those things he found too hard
The way things are that pile will grow

Oh no now the TV set

[Scrumpy]

Oh no now the TV set
The wife is next. I bet

[Mups]

Oh no now the TV set
The wife is next. I bet 
Too late.  She already went
Bill found out the money she'd spent

[klondike]

Oh no now the TV set
The wife is next. I bet
Too late.  She already went
Bill found out the money she'd spent
Crash. There it does Bill's last asset

Bill is sitting on the floor
Chairs, sofa and carpet are no more

[Mups]

Bill is sitting on the floor
Chairs, sofa and carpet are no more
Just a garden seat - 
And nothing to eat

[Scrumpy]

Bill is sitting on the floor
Chairs ,sofa and carpet are no more
Just a garden seat-
And nothing to eat
But he got rid of the wife who was a bore

[GrannyMac]

Now Bill is sitting in an empty house, 
No TV, no furniture just a tiny mouse
It popped it's head round the door
Looked at Bill sitting on the floor

[Scrumpy]

Now Bill is sitting in an empty house,
No TV, no furniture just a tiny mouse
It popped it's head round the door
Looked at Bill sitting on the floor
'Where's the cheese'? was his grouse