Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop
Bea wanted some chops for tea
Her diet said one but she bought three
Tonight they're both off to the Hop 💃 🩰 

Mups

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop
Bea wanted some chops for tea
Her diet said one but she bought three 
And then all they did was flop.


What  a splendid good night's sleep
Pete's alarm did not even bleep

GrannyMac

After lunch they'd go and shop
Greta needed a nice new mop
Bea wanted some chops for tea
Her diet said one but she bought three
They were enormous Barnsley chops!

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So Bea invited Greta, and their friend called Ann
She lived nearby, on a site for caravans
The chops were cooked with spuds and peas

   

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


So, Bea invited Greta and her friend called Ann
She lived nearby on a site for caravans
The chops were cooked with spuds and peas
No dessert for Ann, because she didn't say 'Please'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

So, Bea invited Greta and her friend called Ann
She lived nearby on a site for caravans
The chops were cooked with spuds and peas
No dessert for Ann, because she didn't say 'Please' 
And  they finished up with fruit flan.


Mups wished sport was banned from TV
It's on for breakfast,  lunch and then tea