Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

A feisty woman, Wilf thought 'great'
He decided to ask her on a date
Oh dear that was an error
Ethel really is a terror

[Mups]

A feisty woman, Wilf thought 'great'
He decided to ask her on a date
Oh dear that was an error
Ethel really is a terror 
And he didn't fancy his fate.


Wilf sat and gave it much thought
It was someone more gentle he sought

[klondike]

Wilf sat and gave it much thought
It was someone more gentle that he sought
There was always Maureen at that pub
The Jockey's Nostril - but avoid the grub

[GrannyMac]

Wilf sat and gave it much thought
It was someone more gentle that he sought
There was always Maureen at that pub
The Jockey's Nostril - but avoid the grub
She's the landlord's daughter, so maybe not.😬

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Maureen Lord was her full name,
But for her dad she's not to blame

[Mups]

Maureen Lord was her full name,
But for her dad she's not to blame
She a lovely lass,  but likes the men
Her favourite one is called 'Big Ben'

[Scrumpy]

Maureen Lord was her full name,
But for her dad she's not to blame
She's a lovely lass, but likes the men
Her favourite one is called 'Big Ben'
But he can't tell the time ..to his shame

[Mups]

Poor old Barney had a rotten day
When nothing seemed to go his way

[Scrumpy]

Poor old Barney had a rotten day
When nothing seemed to go his way
He put on odd socks, one red one blue

[GrannyMac]

Poor old Barney had a rotten day
When nothing seemed to go his way
He put on odd socks, one red one blue
He had no money and his rent was due

[Scrumpy]

Poor old Barney had a rotten day
When nothing seemed to go his way
He put on odd socks, one red one blue
He had no money and his rent was due
And two pounds for 'favours' with Peggy he had to pay

[Mups]

After being left on 'hold'  on the phone
May felt like having a good moan

[Scrumpy]

After being left on 'hold' on the phone
May felt like having a real good moan
She moaned at the cat.. and the dog
She moaned at her old man, called him a 'hog'
Then went round the Co-op and started to groan