Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

They arranged a second date
Both to bring along a good mate
She brought along Eric, he brought along Fred 
 'Glam-Puss' and 'Tubby' went to a motel bed
And Eric & Freddie stayed drinking till late.


She awoke next morn with Tubby in her bed
"Oh Gawd - Who are you?" she turned and said

[GrannyMac]

She awoke the next morning with Tubby in her bed
"Oh Gawd, who are you?" She turned and said.
Tubs replied "You invited me in,
Then we both hit the gin"

[Ruthio]

She awoke the next morning with Tubby in her bed
"Oh Gawd, who are you?" She turned and said.
Tubs replied "You invited me in,
Then we both hit the gin"
And the rest had better remain unsaid!

[klondike]

Did we or didn't we I simply don't know
Surely I couldn't have stooped so low

[Scrumpy]

Did we or didn't we I simply don't know
Surely I couldn't have stooped so low
Nine months later she knew she had
A son was born, a tubby lad

[GrannyMac]

Did we or didn't we I simply don't know
Surely I couldn't have stooped so low
Nine months later she knew she had
A son was born, a tubby lad
The spit of his dad, she called him Joe.

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Joe loved his mum but also his dad
They weren't together, that made him sad

[Mups]

Joe loved his mum but also his dad
They weren't together, that made him sad 
When he grew up, he joined the Army
Most of his friends thought he was barmy

[Ruthio]

Joe loved his mum but also his dad
They weren't together, that made him sad 
When he grew up, he joined the Army
Most of his friends thought he was barmy
But he soon became a man, not a lad 

[Mups]

Tom thought a party might cheer him up
With lots of grub and plenty to sup

[GrannyMac]

Tom thought a party might cheer him up
With lots of grub and plenty to sup
He invited his pals, some ladies too

[klondike]

Tom thought a party might cheer him up
With lots of grub and plenty to sup
He invited his pals, some ladies too
He left them wondering exactly who

[Mups]

Tom thought a party might cheer him up
With lots of grub and plenty to sup
He invited his pals, some ladies too
He left them wondering exactly who 
And whether Tom's ex was likely to turn up.



Gert's  dog was poorly,  a tummy ache

[GrannyMac]

Gert's dog was poorly, a tummy ache
Most of the night it kept her awake