SALE..

[Scrumpy]

I can spot that word from a fair old distance..
Why does it attract me so!!
I don't need any tools.. So, why am I stood in a tool shop with everything at half price.!!
And I don't need a gadget that pulls my knickers up without me having to bend over..
.. and stupid fluffy socks that have suction pads on the sole..

I want a motor... One with every porridge pot.. Now that's what I call a bargain..

[Alex]

Porridge pot  ? 

I like a sale too, just missed out on Jack Wills slippers for £4.99 they've now gone back up to 20 quid !   The slippers I bought from Temu before Christmas went in the bin.  You get what you pay for  😎

[Scrumpy]

Porridge pot.. !!

Those little tub things where you just add hot water.. and  'Hey Presto' you have porridge..

I bought a throw yesterday.. it was half price..  They put it right in front of the entrance where I could see it.. It was a 'must have'..
I don't like it.. For a start it's the wrong colour... 
Stupid or what... !!!

[Alex]

Porridge pot.. !!

Those little tub things where you just add hot water.. and  'Hey Presto' you have porridge..

Yep, they're handy,  but what's that to do with a new motor ?  

[Scrumpy]

SALE:
 ONE MOTOR WITH EVERY PORRIDGE POT...