Keep your Pineapple the right way up!

dextrous63 · January 16, 2025, 10:27:13 PM

I saw a dyslexic walking round Asda with an apple pie in his trolley.

JBR · January 16, 2025, 10:34:40 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 10:27:13 PMI saw a dyslexic walking round Asda with an apple pie in his trolley.

Which way up was it?

dextrous63 · January 16, 2025, 10:36:03 PM

Quote from: JBR on January 16, 2025, 10:34:40 PMWhich way up was it?

Sunny side up.

Mups · January 16, 2025, 10:49:29 PM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 10:36:03 PMSunny side up.

You would have been perfectly safe then.

dextrous63 · January 16, 2025, 10:57:56 PM

Quote from: Mups on January 16, 2025, 10:49:29 PMYou would have been perfectly safe then.

Aha. No chance of getting a cut from the tin foil then?😬😬

Mups · January 17, 2025, 08:55:21 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 10:57:56 PMAha. No chance of getting a cut from the tin foil then?😬😬

Only if you ravish the pie, instead of the owner!

dextrous63 · January 17, 2025, 08:56:52 AM

Quote from: Mups on January 17, 2025, 08:55:21 AMOnly if you ravage the pie, instead of the owner!

I was hoping she'd dress up like the tin man in the wizard of oz.

Scrumpy · January 17, 2025, 09:55:19 AM

Quote from: dextrous63 on January 16, 2025, 10:09:52 PMIt's only a minor procedure, moving your big toe from one end of your leg to the other.