drink

[crabbyob]

failed

[crabbyob]

I cant afford a holiday
So i will just drink till i dont know where i am...

[crabbyob]

I went for a job at the Royal Mail sorting office yesterday. After the interview I was given a tour of the depot.
I asked the guy taking the tour "What's that machine?"
"That's the Acme 3000 Auto Sorter System. It can sort 150,000 letters an hour and it's 99.5% accurate. It's controlled by 12 supercomputers, each of which is 5000 times more powerful than an average desktop PC. It has over 15,000 state-of-the-art optical location identification sensors, contains enough circuit boards to entirely cover the pitch at the new Wembley stadium and it has 200 miles of fibre-optic cable. It cost over £100 million to develop," he boasted proudly.
"What happens to the letters after it's finished sorting them?" I asked.
"We give them to a bloke on a push bike."😂😂😂😂

[klondike]

 

I see you've made a start on forgetting 

[zoony]

I cant afford a holiday
So i will just drink till i dont know where i am...

Every day's a holiday with Mary and me. Hic!

[Raven]

I don't drink, been on the receiving end of bad drunks for too many years of my earlier life. 

[Michael Rolls]

love the push bike!
Mike