Slug problem

[klondike]

Condemning them to starvation eh? So cruel.

[Mups]

Poor slug.  They're all God's creatures, and I don't even believe in God.

Ah, but not only are they killing everything that has taken me months to lovingly grow,  they can also cause Lungworm to dogs and cats too! 

So No thanks,  I don't want the vast numbers of them I've had this year slithering round my plants, thank you very much.   
 I shall send them up to you, for some TLC, JBR.   

[JBR]

Ah, but not only are they killing everything that has taken me months to lovingly grow,  they can also cause Lungworm to dogs and cats too! 

So No thanks,  I don't want the vast numbers of them I've had this year slithering round my plants, thank you very much. 
 I shall send them up to you, for some TLC, JBR.   

Thank you... I think.

Not sure what to do with them.  Perhaps make them into sandwiches.

[klondike]

Maybe seasoned with Bill Gates' insects?