Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Maud always wore her bed sox in bed
Along with  woolly drawers on her head
They kept her curlers in at night
All in all, she looked a sight

[klondike]

Maud always wore her bed sox in bed
Along with  woolly drawers on her head
They kept her curlers in at night
All in all, she looked a sight
It's maybe as well that she never wed

She had a burglar the other night
He ran out screaming out in fright

[Ruthio]

She had a burglar the other night
He ran out screaming out in fright
She called "Please stay!"

[klondike]

She had a burglar the other night
He ran out screaming out in fright
She called "Please stay!"
"Well unless you're gay"
"You could always turn off the light"

[Scrumpy]

The funeral was 'A lovely do'
With sausage rolls and canape's too 

[GrannyMac]

The funeral was 'A lovely do'
With sausage rolls and canape's too
Sherry and beer were free
As was coffee and tea

[klondike]

The funeral was 'A lovely do'
With sausage rolls and canape's too
Sherry and beer were free
As was coffee and tea
All the free drinks caused quite a queue

[Scrumpy]

The bride looked lovely, all in white
The groom, he fainted with delight

[Ruthio]

The bride looked lovely, all in white
The groom, he fainted with delight
He hit the floor

[klondike]

The bride looked lovely, all in white
The groom, he fainted with delight
He hit the floor
The vicar swore

[GrannyMac]

The bride looked lovely, all in white
The groom, he fainted with delight
He hit the floor
The vicar swore
And the ring was far too tight!

The best man's speech was rather rude
At the reception they ran out of food

[Scrumpy]

The best man's speech was rather rude
At the reception they ran out of food
Mabel, the bridesmaid, sneaked off with Fred
They went upstairs to test the marital bed

[klondike]

The best man's speech was rather rude
At the reception they ran out of food
Mabel, the bridesmaid, sneaked off with Fred
They went upstairs to test the marital bed
Which some might think rather lewd

The bed collapsed in a heap
It was only built for sleep

[Ruthio]

The bed collapsed in a heap
It was only built for sleep
So they slept on the floor!