Words of wisdom

[JBR]

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

I am in shape. Round is a shape. isn't it?

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.

Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

I don't get even, I get odder.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

I am having an out of money experience.

I plan on living forever! So far, so good!

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

[Michael Rolls]

                  

[GrannyMac]

Some are very true JBR! 😁😁

[dextrous63]

Excellent.  😬😬😬😬

[Silver Tabby]

Brilliant JBR - may just have to  borrow some of those !

[Alex]

         VG 

[Scrumpy]

Brilliant..  Ark v Titantic.. 

[ansu]

Super!

[klondike]

[muddy]

Very good 😀😀😀