"We've got your parcel"

[Ashy]

Whenever I try to track a parcel delivery, to make sure someone is in to receive it, I get a message like a ransom note. My parcel has been kidnapped.

[Scrumpy]

[klondike]

[Ashy]

Any funny business and the parcel gets it.

[Scrumpy]

 *DELIVERED*

Then the guessing game starts..

[Ashy]

Yes, at least when it was held hostage you knew where it was.

[Scrumpy]

It's behind some bins.. and they all look the same.

[klondike]

It's in a bin. I missed the note til now. I'd put the bin out and can now hear the bin men moving off.