Topsy turvy world..

[Scrumpy]

Today I went for a coffee.. I took my coat off and put it down..
Getting ready to leave I picked up my coat and put my arm in a sleeve.. The other sleeve was inside out.. So my mate turned it back again and I was able to put coat on.. After walking around a bit I realised that my coat was inside out.. 
Black coat.. inside and out.. Pockets inside and out.. 
What gave it away was the washing instructions on show..
I felt that I was being taken out for the day.. 

[Alex]

You just reminded me of a girl I worked with, she was having an affair with one of the draughtsmen, she came back from lunch with her blouse on inside out !   

[klondike]

A bloke I worked with always went home for dinner. Then come back late looking knackered with a bag of sandwiches.

[Scrumpy]

[Michael Rolls]