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[Scrumpy]

It would seem that obese people are not allowed on certain floors in some buildings  because of dodgy concrete.... I wonder if there will be a weigh-in..!!  We will all be grounded..

[klondike]

If they are that dodgy they need closing.

[dextrous63]

Maybe obese people could start wearing tennis racquets on their feet to spread the load, a bit like snowshoes😬

Which reminds me that I weighed myself a couple of weeks ago and worked out my BMI.  I am no longer obese, and am just overweight🥹

[klondike]

I need to lose at least a stone to get to "normal". I'm in the "overweight" category and seemingly stubbornly staying there. Why does weight come off in ounces yet go on in pound multiples at the slightest excess?

If I lost enough to get to "low" I'd have to carry an anchor around in case of wind.

[dextrous63]

An anchor?  That's a curious cure of flatulence 🤭😬😬

Personally, I'm just happy to continue working towards making the pall bearers' lives easier 👀

[klondike]

An anchor?  That's a curious cure of flatulence 🤭😬😬

Bugger. I forgot you're back. 

[Diasi]

If they are that dodgy they need closing.

It's an upper floor ward which is too heavy for the lower floor to support, with all the combined weight of the fatties & the heavyweight equipment they need to lug them about.

[dextrous63]

It's an upper floor ward which is too heavy for the lower floor to support, with all the combined weight of the fatties & the heavyweight equipment they need to lug them about.

Ironic really, since the fatties could probably do with the exercise of walking up the stairs to get to it.

Maybe they ought to put them in the basement, near the mortuary🤭